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 Nobody cares about my little electronic friend. Sorry for the interruption, though, Pete. I wish I could tell you what happened, but I'm afraid only Google knows. Why they would "SEND" in the middle of my letter and against my will is beyond me. I know I didn’t hit the tab key, but I did get a message - from Daemon, the electronic server. Apparently he's been promoted to Customer Services. The message was pretty good for a machine. "Oops...sorry," it said. I was deeply touched by the personal flavor of the message. Usually when Google bungles, they only say "Oops." The thing is, Pete, how can an electronic device be sorry? Something about all of this bothers me. Imagine what it must be like to be a machine capable of sorrow? The poor little guy, locked up in a computer somewhere in Idaho, why, he might be suicidal. Nobody cares about him or his feelings. I felt so bad for him that I wrote back and gave him the suicide hotline number - it's an 800 number so he won't need any money to make the call.

 Can you just see the obit?

 Google server commits suicide

 Emotionally disturbed e-mail server for Google 999's himself, prompting an investigation by the FCC into Google server abuse.

 So anyway, where I left off before Daemon got confused; I'm on the Times website, on this page called "Letters to the Public Editor," and of course, I can't figure out how to send this letter, and the bunion on my left big toe is killing me as usual. Naturally, I am compelled to write about my grandmother's orthopedic shoes, but I know that won't get far, even if they were bigger than Elliot Spitzer's election. Did I spell that right?

 I don't even know what I would write or why I should bother with this anyway. Pete, the sad reality is that nobody cares about Charles Lindbergh's relationship with Hitler. Nobody wants to hear about the imminent disaster that may occur when the Hadron Particle Accelerator finally fires up its neutrons and sends them, and us, into a black hole filled with Disney characters, Google emoticons, and pieces of Al Franken's brain.

 Pete, it is so bad that people don't even care about the imminent crash of America's economy. The shopping malls are packed with people on a spending rampage, emptying the shelves of DVD players, TVs, cameras, computers, appliances, accessories and accessories for accessories; throwing down credit cards at the checkouts as if we were in a boom year. I'll tell you, Pete, it's like a bad science fiction movie - "The Visa Card Zombies." They don't understand that they will be sucking on the tailpipe of more than a trillion dollars of illiquid and toxic debt...forever. Pete, do you know what a dollar is really worth today? Nothing. There haven't been any dollars since the big banks privatized money...Wall Street calls it "derivatives trading." I call it stealing.

 Now the Obama administration has subsidized these thieves with money we don't have...money that we borrowed from them when they pretended to have money to lend; money that never existed to begin with.

 This is old news, though. The British banks tried to scam Lincoln, offering 37% interest loans backed by recycled credit, and Abe told them to get lost. “These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert to fleece the people..." he said in a speech to the Illinois legislature in 1837. He didn't borrow a penny. Instead, he printed new money, known as "greenbacks," and the economy survived despite the drain caused by the Civil War. Thomas Jefferson had it figured out as well. "A government does not need to borrow its national currency from bankers merely pretending to have money.” Isn't that how we got into this mess?

 Wow. I must be out of my mind. I'm comparing George Bush and his administration to Abraham Lincoln and Thomas Jefferson. It's like comparing Sanka to Starbuck's. Months ago, I predicted that the Washington Redskins would win the Super Bowl. Now I'm an economic alarmist, riding a mule through town yelling "The crash is coming...the crash is coming!" Am I really Ralph Nader? My thinking is clearly unsound at any speed.

 Okay, I figured it out. Tomorrow, I'm going shopping. I will buy as much as I can...things I don't even need, and I'll charge all of it. I watched those people in the mall, and they were happy. I want to be happy too. So what if I spend money I don't have? Doesn't everybody? §

 

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Drugs?

People don't forget things saved as Euphoric Recall. Alex Rodriguez gets my vote for Stupidity of the Month; his attempt to camouflage Inbox memory as Spam is ludicrous. He says he doesn't know what drugs he takes, which means one or both of two things:
 
[1] He is using something mighty potent. You don't go into a complete stupor on Vicodin, and if he can't remember what he takes somebody out there is going to remember it for him. I will say this - there have been times when I have noticed his eyes were pinned. I'm not going to speculate, but maybe 72 hours without will be revealing - withdrawal is pretty obvious.
 
If you read between the lines you are likely to conclude that he's setting the stage for the skeleton pounding on his closet door. Something is coming out, that's for sure. Alex is a lousy liar - if he had any sense at all he would have spoken with Bill Clinton before dredging up a blank dating back to 2003. I have always admired Bill for his ability to tell a bold faced lie and skate...with a smile, no less. Alex has his tail between his legs already and the guilty "doggie" expression on his face doesn't help. It won't be long before someone sniffs it out and I'm willing to bet that the odor comes from the funky department. You know, don't you? It's two aisles down from "Don't forget to tuck your shirt in, Elliot."
 
[2] If it's not number one, get ready for the stench. Alex isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I didn't figure him for a complete moron. Now, I suppose it's time to re-evaluate - what price is Alex willing to pay for admission? Ambiguity costs nothing but the truth...well...did I ever tell you about my buddie, a full blooded Sioux named Jerry Horses-Hit? Of course his name is hyphenated. Semantically speaking, Alec's-Rod-Reeks isn't too far off the mark. He is, after all, quite prolific...even in baseball.
 
So - is it number one or number two? Both, you say? I'm down with that; it usually comes out that way, but we do need to keep it in  perspective. Where else can we put it? Okay, I'll admit I'm being a bit malicious with my little word-play game, but he started it! The real deal is this - I don't give a damn. I wouldn't give a nickel. How much money does he make? Enough that he doesn't give a damn either? That must be it...I can't think of any rational reason for this circus trapeze act.
 
Alex, take some aspirin and call us in the morning. What? What's that you say? You might not remember? We'll give you a hint. Think about what you forgot and you'll remember.
 
ML Smith at http://blogtownhall.com      
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The Bart

The American States, 2015.

Journal entry, November 22, 2015.

Johnson is the name. William Johnson. I work for the BART - Barter Exchange and Redemption Taxation. There is no Bay Area Rapid Transit anymore. There hasn't been much of anything since the crash of 2008. The states are no longer united, there is no President and no Federal Government. States are run by Governors who are now autonomous and make the laws, which are enforced by state militias that have the authority to kill lawbreakers on sight. Curfews vary from state to state, but in general, people must be off the streets and in their homes by 10:00 pm.

 

After the economic collapse of 2008, the people learned that they had been defrauded - that money had been privatized for thirty years and existed only in the form of credit. They rebelled and martial law was imposed to stop the rioting and looting. After George Bush declared an indefinite postponement of the national election, Congress instituted impeachment proceedings, which Bush tried to stop by military fiat. The armed forces refused to cooperate and subsequently incarcerated Bush and his administration at Leavenworth, Kansas. The Pentagon disbanded and the military were re-assigned to the states by a committee of Governors appointed by the Justice Department, which subsequently disbanded when the states declared independence.

 

These first seven years have been hell. Goods and services are virtually non-existent and Americans, in their rage against a system that had ruthlessly defrauded them, have been on a rampage with a singular purpose...hunt down and kill the billionaires that were still living the good life in their mansions, on their yachts and at their parties. The military intervened briefly, but then joined forces with the Avengers, as they were called. 30,000 Americans died in what could be categorized as a mini civil war in which the rich were pitted against common Americans. The last recorded death was Warren Buffet, who was hunted down on a lonely street in Beverly Hills. By order of the Governors, the material holdings captured were stockpiled in BART redemption centers throughout the states and these became the banks.

 

Stores continue to operate, but money and credit has been replaced by barter. People come with their goods and trade for credits, or units of buying value. Some people barter services, so you can go to a store and earn buying credits by painting, or re-flooring, or any other skilled labor you can contribute. Store employees work for the same buying credits. Some people call it socialism and another mini civil war broke out that took a year to quell. In the end, by 2012, people accepted the fact that the barter system worked, and as a result it has become more efficient and responsive to the needs of the people.

The drug cartel - the pharmaceutical industry, has been taken over by the states and medicines are distributed freely to those who need them. Pharmaceutical workers, scientists, researchers...all are paid in barter credits.

 

My job? I collect taxes, in the form of barter, but things like tax return forms and taxation rates have been replaced by a uniform collection system that demands very little from individuals. It works because there is no longer any large scale fraud or loopholes that exempt businesses, so the ultimate value of taxation barter collected far exceeds anything ever amassed by the defunct IRS.

There are still serious problems and hardships that Americans must endure. From Minneapolis west to Las Vegas, America looks a lot like the wild west of old. Roving bands of marauders and small armies terrorize cities, particularly in states that have been decimated by the Great Floods of 2012, during which an unprecedented series of hurricanes swept through the Gulf states and left a trail of complete destruction in their wake.

I wish that I could tell you more, but there really isn't much to say now. I lost my family in the Great Floods and I live alone in a small house in Rosemount, Minnesota. I had a son, Michael Jr. He was murdered by marauders on September 13 - nine days ago. I cannot describe to you the sense of complete devastation that I feel - not only for my family but also for my country; a place that I still love dearly for everything it once stood for and everything it is trying to be once again.

This is my journal. Perhaps one day someone will discover this and understand that the price for freedom and safety from tyranny is mighty high. Nothing should ever be taken for granted. Today is my birthday. I am 72 years old, but I won't be here much longer. There is only one hospital and it is overflowing with victims of a new virus that no one understands yet. I understand it, though...I am dying.

If you pass through and read this, good luck to you wherever you go.§

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